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Some of my published essays

MUSINGS AND MORE. WARNING: THE DOG ESSAYS REQUIRE TISSUES.
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"Ruby: The Rest of the Story" is the follow-up to "Have You Seen My Dog?"—sharing what was really going on behind the scenes when she went missing more than a decade before.
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"Have You Seen My Dog? shares the true tale of my injured, missing rescue pup that all of Georgetown—including a former Cabinet member, the iconic Katharine Graham, a real-life pet detective, and an astral-projecting animal psychic—searched for and found.
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I miss "Mad Men"—but I miss the women of "Mad Men" more.
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Turns out Troy Dyer was on to something. Read how "Reality Bites Predicted the Future of Gen X" in this essay for anyone born between 1965 and 1980.
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I grew up in an ultra-religious home. I've raised my children with love, compassion, spirituality but—sorry—no church.
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When the "I used to drink from garden hoses and survived" crowd yearns for a foregone, free-range era, this essay reminds them how bored 1950s housewives mainlined martinis at 2 p.m. while their husbands tried to beat the queer of out of their sons. A reality check.
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"How to Love a Dog Without Losing Your Heart" is your no-fuss, easy-to-follow guide for not getting your soul crushed when your best friend on Earth passes away.
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Madge, I've loved you since I was a kid, back when you first told us all to take a "Holiday" in the mid-1980s. But all this BS about other people not allowing you to grow old? Girlfriend, take a look in the mirror.
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If you're sizing up other mothers at drop-off and pickup, wondering if it's worth inititating a conversation or trying to schedule a playdate, maybe read "What Kind of Myers-Briggs Mom Are You?" first to find your best match.
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